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Her Mossiness [userpic]

Okay, so... RandomChat on IMVU is scary.

This should be known, but... hey! Sometimes you get credits...

Anyway....

This guy named Guest_yehiasayed came up in the window. Okay. Sure. He's from Egypt. Okay. Why not. Then he says that he's thirsty. I told him, 'Well then get your lazy arse to the kitchen and get yourself a glass of water.' Durr. And then, this... follows...:

Him: do u have hotmail or ahot water

Me: ... no. I don't.

Him: do u have hotmail or ahot water

Me: Hey, I don't know where you picked up English, but 'no, I don't' means 'no, I don't. I can't make it clearer.

Him: i was kidding with you

Me: Oh, the hilarity.

Him: i like you bust

Me: Oh, the fuckwittage.

Him: and you ass

Me: (I say nothing)

Him: iam soosososososo sorry

Him: iam not sorry

Me: No. You aren't, are you.

Him: no.

Him: i mean ya.

Me: ... nice.

Him: ok dont be mad

Me: I'm not mad, I'm just astounded by the stupidity.

Him: ur stupidity

Me: My stupidity? Ah, haha, no.

Me: Yours.

Me: I mean, come on. Who is the one using complete sentances and spelling correctly here eh?

Him: no urs u bitch um am american but was making a fool out of u

Him: iam in new york donkey

Him: hahaha u fool

Me: Look. YOU are the one who had the bad come ons and the overtly masculine remarks.

Him: ok lets start over

Me: However if you have good opinions you'd like to share on literature, poetry, movies, plays, art...

Him: ok u wanna be fucked or what

Him: ok iam taking a

Me: When in the FUCK did I say that I wanted to be fucked1?

Him: about sex  ok

Him: in your ass or otherwhere else

Me: You piece of SHIT. I never said that I wanted to be fucked.

Him: fuck you baby

Him: r u cute

Me: Yeah, bitch, I am, but you'll never get any of it.

Him: ok i am sorry what do you want?

Him: i do

Him: hahahha

Me: What do I want? Well right now I'd kind of like to bash your head in but whatever...

Him: ok go ahead and bash it in

Me: Well I CAN'T obviously, this is a fucking IM program.

Him: go to hell wave

Me: Though I could always send you to www.lemonparty.org ^^

Him: ur not alady ur a man or wat

Me: Nope. I'm a lady.

Him: sure

Him: *kisses on cheek*

Me: So... you just IM-kissed a man posing as lady? Nice.

~

... and he leaves. WHAT THA FOOK? I just thought I'd share with you.... haha.
~Mossy

PS- WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DEODERANT GO!!??!?! D:/

EDIT:

OMG GET THIS he just invited me hahaha.

... AND HE JUST RANDOMLY LEFT? Ahaha. Idiot.

EDIT2:

I FORGOT TO ADD. ahahaa.... HE BUDDY REQUESTED ME. Durrrrr.

Current Mood: blankHahahahaWHUT?
Current crack: My Baby Loves Lovin' - The White Plains
Comments

See icon. x100.

Wtf, my heart didn't show up... ;--;

PS- did you see my lovely illustration to yesterday's pottersues? Ibby helped. >P

Yeah, LJ doesn't like less-than-three hearts. It thinks they're HTML tags. So do ♥ instead. x3

PS. NO OMG WHERE D:/

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah...hahahah...hahah...ha...heh....

... I don't get it.

Well, uh, its like... Voldemort. As the Pirate King? Pirates of Penzance? Giblert and Sullivan?!?! You know!?!!?!?!?!?!?

*distress*

Actually the Kevin Kline movie of it is quite good so... check it out sometime. :)
~Mossy